ABBOTT OUT OF WITNESS PROTECTION IN WIRE TOPPED SAFARI CAMP
In a shock theatrical development, Prime Minister Abbott (right) has been called back from his holiday selling seashells (barnacles ) by the seashore to take part in Campbell Newman’s struggling election campaign .
Instead of parading about in a suit and blue tie , Muscle Man Abbott is dressed in a ruthless Pharoah's outfit ,which includes a perished budgie smuggler, designed by a Sydney shockjock who once set a world record for seeing how many people you can jam into a Volkswagen at night.
Currently The Lion King musical is attracting large crowds in Brisbane and is the talk of the town . Three of this blog's theatre fans attended a performance , visited other cultural centres , went for a ride on the Southbank ferris wheel and enjoyed several Hare Krishna meals. Premier Campbell Newman has been kissing kiddies and pork-barreling in his seat of Ashgrove and yesterday announced a lion park will be built in the electorate , the animals fed daily on unionists .