Tuesday, February 3, 2015

WEDDING CAKE VOWS CRUMBLE IN NASTY DARWIN NUPTIALS : SCOOP

An experienced marriage  celebrant with a wonky back  was  hired  in  the  desperate  but successful move  to  bring   two warring   lovers  , locked in  separate rooms  in the Northern Territory Legislative Assembly  building , known as  the Wedding  Cake , above,  because of  its  design and colour ,  to  kiss and make up  and  sign  a  prenuptial agreement  which  will    enable  them  to enthusiastically  engage  in  joyful  holy matrimony, like  Adam  and Katherine in the  Garden of  Eden  Gorge . The  name of the celebrant  who  miraculously  healed the  rift  is  not being revealed . However, Little Darwin sources  say she lives at Nightcliff, does not  ride a broomstick , looks after a  black cat and  has a Venetian gondola  suspended from the  ceiling  of  the lounge room  in her Heritage listed  villa.