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Annie Get Your Gun pose .
BRISBANE . - Trembling , pale-faced LNP survivors of the election night slaughter have made the astonishing claim the ALP was actually led by the fierce Apache warrior Geronimo -certainly not that deceptively demure and harmless looking Polish mission girl, Annastacia Palaszczuk.
They even produced this startling photograph claiming it shows her , armed , in full Gucci battle dress , creeping up on the unsuspecting LNP campaign wagons which were handing out beads and mirrors to the suckers , intent on scalping men , women and children at the polling booths. In an exclusive interview in her election headquarters wigwam, Annastacia brushed a stack of scalps , plucked a Scrub Turkey feather from her hair , threw another bison on the barbie and tried to make herself heard above the whooping union members , bikies , revolting doctors , unwashed Black Foot tribesmen allies , all obviously under the influence of fire water , dancing outside.