Sunday, February 8, 2015


Holy smoke!
 CANBERRA : A novice nun , Maria  Monk , has  found  a baby boy  wrapped in  brief swaddling clothes  in  bulrushes in  the water  feature outside the High Court , the  stark  edifice known  as  Sir Garfield  Barwick's Mausoleum . The kind  nun said  she  would  bring  the  babe  up as if  it were   her  own  and give him the  surname Monk. She  plans to  conduct  a  vote in  her  Order of Persil  White  Nuns  to  decide his Christian  name, perhaps  Monty,  Moonie, Manfred  or  Monseigneur.