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Demonstrating  the  boxing combination he used  to  punch   Joe Hockey  in the head  during  a football match  at university, punch drunk  Prime Minister  Tony Abbott  announcing he intends  to retire from  the  political  square ring  and  take up a  new post as a masked seller of  peanuts, lollies and  chocs   with the Jimmy Sharman  Travelling  Boxing  Troupe. In the background can be seen a  football fought over  in  those  pugnacious early days , a Tonka toy ,  a  Bob Katter autographed  10 gallon hat and  a  framed photograph of his favourite  ABC  television  show, The 7.30  Report . No copy of  How To Win Friends and  Influence People,  by the  famous soft soap salesman , Dale Carnegie,  can  be seen  in  the books on the shelf . On display  is a rare  blue  Royal  Doulton  spittoon  adorned with  handpainted  Queensland  prickly  pear , a present  from  Mrs  Bucket .