CANBERRA : As part of his promise to be consultative and most collegial in dealings with his disgruntled , bottom of the ladder team, Prime Minister “ Biffo” Abbott has commissioned the above Yank Ivy-League song in a frantic bid to get the Coalition singing the same looney tune and performing like a well lubricated football side on tour .
The sheet music cover illustration for the inspiring College Rhythm shows a surprisingly young and vigorous looking PM , in a funereal black not a Ming blue tie , being overwhelmed by female voters, proving that he is not a misogynist.
Also included is the team’s mascot , a Patagonium Trotting Duck , soon to be knighted, named Sir Robert , and appointed the new Speaker of the House of Representatives in a major reshuffle , which will ruffle feathers in the Liberal inner circle of Fan Dancers .
Prominent government members figure in the light - hearted tableau in the bottom right corner involving Treasurer Joe Hockey in a football helmet , worn to protect him from David Rowe greyhounds and members of his own party who want to head butt him , and the imported , overworked treasury second fiddle and ukulele player , the Mussels from Brussels, Mathias Cormann .
Uncertainty surrounds the identity of the woman with the two rugger buggers. One suggestion is this she is a hired cheer leader to show that the Coalition Team is ever so popular , despite the polls , talk back radio, braying shock jocks and octogenarian Twitterbug champion, Rupert Murdoch.