Saturday, December 21, 2019

KAMIKAZE KOOKABURRAS DIVE BOMB ISLAND DINNER PARTY

Aussie challenge to Chevy Chase  National Lampoon 
Gate-crashing Kookaburras  provided  unique  entertainment   at  a pleasant  festive season dinner . The cheeky birds , four in number ,  flew through the  house , inspected  Christmas trees  and  presents , dashed away at times   to feed a  demanding, raucous  baby  built  like  Billy Bunter . In an audacious  act ,  one    grabbed a  piece of tasty  chicken from the plate of the hostess   and gave  it  the MKR  snake  tenderiser  treatment of  bashing it  up against the  metal  railing .   
Checking  the  Xmas tree  for squirrels and serpents .
Intrigued  by the  wrapped  object (below)  on the  kitchen  table , an inquisitive  Kookaburra   flew down to inspect  the package  and discovered  it contained  a worn  book   ,  from the  Little Darwin  overflowing  pile ,  a reprint of  an early volume of 101 things for boys to make , including  imitation volcanoes, which had once been in the King Island  , Tasmania, school  library . The Kookaburra  was firmly told  to  get outside , where, unlike   the   Griswold  residence  in  National Lampoon's  classic  Christmas  Vacation  movie  , there is  a  nice  swimming  pool , in which the birds swim .