Thursday, December 26, 2019

HAWKE AMONG PIGEONS

 
A surprise  Christmas present  from  daughters is  the bumper Bob Hawke biography  presented in  recycled  artistically designed  wrapping   paper  from  Cairns  featuring  Torres Strait Pigeons and  other  tropical motifs . Care was taken not to damage the wrapping as  it  is so good it  could  be   laminated  and  hung  on  a wall , perhaps  near  the  painting   of  a  parliament  by  American  Bucklee  Bell .
 
As the book runs to  996  pages, with  numerous  pix ,  a  cursory glance  from time  to  time  has  nevertheless  revealed  information  of  great interest. 
 
It was  illuminating  to read   that Hawke had once  instructed his German Alsatian  dog  to drive from  Canberra   premises Peter Coleman , later a  prominent Liberal politician .
 
This   immediately  reminded me of  the occasion in Darwin  when  Hawke , in the  Australian Council of  Trade Unions,   very  tired and emotional , came to an ALP function  . He slumped down in  a  chair,  the  hosts'  friendly  Alsatian   bitch   nuzzled  up  to  him . Hawke responded  by telling it to go away , but it persisted  in  trying to make friends with  him . At one stage, he grabbed handfuls of the animal's  hair , looked closely at it ,  declared  it had the worst  blankety  blank  definition  of  any  Alsatian  he  had  ever seen. 
 
The lady of the  house, cutting up tucker  for the  gathering with a sharp knife,   was  most upset by Hawke's  treatment and  description  of  the  pet.
 
There was another  moment of   mirth  upon  reading that  the  brilliant   high flying    finance  journalist   Max  Newton , one of Bob's drinking mates,   had become  the  publisher of   " a  newspaper of  vulgar titillation  for several years ". Strangely, that  saucy publication  was not named . It can be revealed that the    publication was none  other  than  the   Kings Cross  Whisper,bought  by Newton in l975.   Aspects of  the Whisper  will be covered  in  a  post  ready  to  be  run  in  Little Darwin in  the  near future . 

 No doubt other  items of  interest  will   be  discovered  in  Hawke's   book...in passing, the  photo of  Hawke with John Farnham at  the opening of  new headquarters for  the  AusMusic Training Centre  , l989 ,  instantly brought to mind  Pete Steedman , who headed the organisation . Pete's hectic  life, which included  editorship  of the  Labor Star newspaper  and a lively spell  as MHR for  Casey during  which he was  named   politician of the year ,   would make  both  a  great  unexpurgated  musical   and  a  gigantic  biography equal in size to the Encyclopedia  Britannica .