Monday, December 23, 2019

A HISSY CHRISSY TO ONE AND ALL

The  stress  of  preparing  for Christmas  while also  culling  Little Darwin's  disorderly  den    has  been  added  to  in  a  most  worrying   way .  While escorting  a  much travelled  artistic   dealer  in  artefacts , recently back from  Sri Lanka , off   the  premises ,  there  was  uproar as we walked down the  path   to  his car  . A Curlew , fluffed up , wings extended , shrieked at  us, causing us to leap about  like Kandy dancers .  Why ?  The answer : it had  laid an egg  right next to the driveway . Backing out  the  car  would almost touch its tail feathers .

In a bid to  protect the Curlew , the egg was  picked up , placed  about a metre away in a  manger  protected  from the sun . The   Curlew  and its  partner  glared  mournfully  at  the  relocated  goog , but  did  not  go  near  it . 

A Curlew-wise   neighbour informed me  the Curlews would not sit on  an egg that  had  been  moved. Feeling remorseful ,  the  large eyed Curlews  glaring reproachfully  at  me  , I   moved  the  egg  back  .  Soon  after ... there  were  two   eggs  .

Hissing is  directed  at  me  each time  I  go near  or  get out of  the car , open the hatchback ,  take  items  to  the  wheelie  bins ,even when I  feed  the  sitter .           
I  and my  eggs  will  not  be  moved .