Saturday, January 12, 2019

MISSILE ATTACK ON LITTLE DARWIN PADDED CELL

In what could be mistaken for  the Trump election campaign  headquarters in New York  because of the   Russian  symbol , this  is a  view of  the Little Darwin den  after  a lawnmower   fired a   stone through  a  sliding glass  door. The hammer and  sickle  is  a gift from a roaming  correspondent  who  went to Albania or Romania  ( can't remember  because of senile decay ), on a skiing holiday, where  Joe  Stalin   wristlet  watches   were  also on   sale .
 
Cheapskate  correspondent  did not buy  a  timepiece to add to our   dusty  , disorganised   den  in  which the  computer screams at you  for some  unknown reason  and  threatens to explode , crash  or  melt , possibly all  three . In addition , it  refuses to accept incoming mail.  Must see the island  computer  expert   and  or a  Japanese scrapmetal  dealer  soon .  
 
 Luckily, the large New Zealand  All Blacks  flag hanging  at the back of the  shattered  door  was  not  damaged and  hastily  removed so as not to be  affected by  rain .
 
 With the  shattered  glass  pushed out , incurring a cut finger and foot in the process ,  the  blog  spot is like a  hole in the wall café -wasps, mosquitoes ,  sweat  sucking   March  flies  and  even a few  butterflies   dropping in . A resident Curlew  pokes  a  beak  in  every so often  demanding to be fed. Next week we  should once more be sheltered  from  the dangers and demands  of the  cruel, sweaty, outside world  when a  laminated  replacement  is   installed .