RUNNING DOG REPORT ON CLUCKY COUNTRY ELECTION CAMPAIGN #1

Frantically running about  like Chicken Man in a Newcastle Disease chook outbreak, Scott Morrison , back from  spreading   the  Australian  missionary position  in the  South  Pacific , is  expected  to ordain   that  all National Party colleagues refrain from buying potent spring roll  powders brought in by Chinese tramp steamers and, if they don't, wear  boxing  gloves to  prevent  punching  below  the   belt .