China is to congratulated for landing an exploration craft on the dark side of the Moon for the first time. However , this blog has the first startling photographs which clearly reveal there is life on Earth's nearest neighbour .
While floating about the grounds of the Darwin Museum and Art Gallery centre at Bullocky Point, the same day that news broke that the Chinese had landed on the far side of the Moon, our resident space explorer took stunning photographs with his powerful zoom lens which illustrates the stygian scene there.
It looks all the world like steel painted black , above . On closer examination , it was surprising to see a sign in English stating it was a Lunar Image , made in 1980 by abstract steel sculptor Inge King (AM) , born into a prominent Jewish family in Berlin 1915 , who came to Australia in 1951. Another of her Australian works is titled Rings of Saturn.
On closer examination , our intrepid explorer found further startling evidence ( above ) of a KFC or Yum Cha civilisation on the Moon at the back of the artwork ---a plastic spoon ! It appears the Man in the Moon could be an annoying litterbug.
There was also a small black blob of some ugly looking matter nearby which could have been deposited by First Dog on The Moon, who has many doggone followers on Earth , who enjoy the way he barks at the Moon and bites politicians and others here on this cheesy planet , especially Senator Ian, the Climate Denialist Potato, the Borderforce Aussie Values Test , Sky News shows hosted by Clancy Duckbulge which induce mental blackouts and formation of alarming craters in the frontal lobe region .
