Showing posts with label Blog Trump attack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blog Trump attack. Show all posts

Saturday, January 12, 2019

MISSILE ATTACK ON LITTLE DARWIN PADDED CELL

In what could be mistaken for  the Trump election campaign  headquarters in New York  because of the   Russian  symbol , this  is a  view of  the Little Darwin den  after  a lawnmower   fired a   stone through  a  sliding glass  door. The hammer and  sickle  is  a gift from a roaming  correspondent  who  went to Albania or Romania  ( can't remember  because of senile decay ), on a skiing holiday, where  Joe  Stalin   wristlet  watches   were  also on   sale .
 
Cheapskate  correspondent  did not buy  a  timepiece to add to our   dusty  , disorganised   den  in  which the  computer screams at you  for some  unknown reason  and  threatens to explode , crash  or  melt , possibly all  three . In addition , it  refuses to accept incoming mail.  Must see the island  computer  expert   and  or a  Japanese scrapmetal  dealer  soon .  
 
 Luckily, the large New Zealand  All Blacks  flag hanging  at the back of the  shattered  door  was  not  damaged and  hastily  removed so as not to be  affected by  rain .
 
 With the  shattered  glass  pushed out , incurring a cut finger and foot in the process ,  the  blog  spot is like a  hole in the wall cafĂ© -wasps, mosquitoes ,  sweat  sucking   March  flies  and  even a few  butterflies   dropping in . A resident Curlew  pokes  a  beak  in  every so often  demanding to be fed. Next week we  should once more be sheltered  from  the dangers and demands  of the  cruel, sweaty, outside world  when a  laminated  replacement  is   installed .