Friday, May 26, 2017

TRUMP CIRCUS GOSPEL NEWS : WHITE HOUSE SACKINGS / BLUES BROTHERS HIRED !!!

In what has  been described  as  the night of the  Saudi Arabian   flashing Ali Baba  swords, President  Trump   sacked  his  Oval  Office  inner  circle advisers  and  replaced them with   a  brand new   bunch  of   weirdos , above,  to  help him  bugger up  the  world . 
 
In  this  exclusive  FBI  supplied  photograph of  the  Oval Office  ,  the new   mob of  apprentices look like Sesame Street characters . It is tipped they will  soon have  the  world  in  a  flap .  
Mission  accomplished
And  in another  stunning  midnight  tweet  , Daffy Donald  announced  he had  appointed   the  Blues  Brothers  as  his  religious  mentors ."These   dudes are  on a mission from  God and  the  KGB ," he later  told  a   gobsmacked   media  conference  ."The Blues Brothers  will sit on  my  right  hand while I continue my  starring  role  in the  great  American  reality  TV  horror  show ."
 
These  shock  announcements  were  made  soon  after  the  president's triumphant appearance  at  the  NATO  conference where he performed  like  a  bellowing redundant ,  rampaging   Ringling  Brothers  elephant  stung on the arse  by  a  wasp , causing  more   damage   than  the  Blues Brothers  did   to  the  armed  forces  of   America , neo-Nazis  and  Good  Ole  Boys during  the  car chase  to  Chicago .
Making  the American  car and  scrapmetal  industry  great  again .