|Baggy green cock ?|
A group of cashed up American and Filipino investors, taking advantage of the Australian cricket dispute, is planning to replace boring Test matches with a new global cock fighting series televised on Channel 10 , soon to be taken over by KFC.
To make sleepy Aussie roosters become more aggressive for the fierce international fights , they will be fed a booster -Texas Combat Tablets, made by Henry's Laboratories Inc., Quezon City , guaranteed to make cocks fiercer , aggressive and energetic in the Philippines .
In an exclusive interview with the Yank spokesman for the outfit, Hank Sledger , he gave Little Darwin a sample packet , the quite tasty pills caused this scribe to moult , his tail feathers fall out , toenails grow as long as an ostrich . Hank suggested some Sydney shock jocks , long past their use-by-date to be turned into feather dusters , could become screaming ringside cock fight commentators .