CANBERRA :
The Manager of Government Fast Food
Business , Christopher Sanders ,
has instructed the Parliament
House dining room
drive through to add Wimpy Burgers
to the menu . It
is believed Wimpy Burgers
will be popular with Coalition ministers
who suddenly find
they have to make
decisions and work
back late at
night in their bunkers, chewing the end
off their red pencils , concocting media
releases for late
Saturday night release.