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Stirring days ahead in new jobs outlook..
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An Abbott Government
Employment Shrink Tank is
working on a
brilliant , secret scheme to
convert all car
factories into value
added elephant dung processing plants. Leaked documents reveal that the Sri
Lankan military regime will use the
rusting naval patrol boats Australia gave it
to run
supplies of raw elephant
dung to
Melbourne and Adelaide
car plants to
be converted into a
range of products , including edible
, imitation, chocolate- flavoured jerky
for unemployed workers .
Along the way to and from
Australia , the Sri Lankan gunboats
will sink refugee boats filled with Tamils ... a beaut win - win
situation in economic
and Operation Sovereign Borders
outcomes, even if a gross crime against humanity .
A Toyota worker, with a sinking
feeling , this morning said the weird
jumbo dung proposal by the
Abbott mugwumps explained why
large vats and
long stirring spoons from a popular TV cookery series had been
delivered to the factory
during the night . He expects the Abbott Government Circus ringmasters will deliver a whole herd of elephants any day soon.
The Shrink Tank believes there will also be a big market for elephant dung paper , the Murdoch organisation having indicated in advance it will buy up massive quantities, with which to incinerate the ABC .
