A certain mature aged gent , who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons , is resting in a dark room days after his 84th birthday due to all the excitement of the occasion . His slightly tipsy cake is shown below .
Fortunately , the children were not devoured and the cake remained intact . Naturally, the kinders were keen to get into the cake as soon as possible when it was unpacked and put on display. They were, however, firmly told to be patient , leave the cake alone .
No longer able to restrain himself, the boy picked up the cake, brought it out to show everyone- and it fell face down on the carpet!
Quickly picked up , it was given mouth to mouth and eventually the revived cake was ready to be prepared for consumption. The boy eagerly proceeded to put the 84 candles into place- except he got them wrong way round, so that it was 48 - a long time ago.