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The weather- worn kisser of former Prime Minister Scott Morrison on the maltreated body of Magnetic Island's mysterious mutilated mermaid has been replaced with a new head . It is jammed into the cavity left by the fiend who beheaded her , her arms also ripped off over time .
In her new look she seems sun smart- wearing a floppy hat to protect herself from climate change-especially coral bleaching episodes.
On close examination, our roving , snap happy Shipping Reporter says it looks as though an attempt was made to screw a prosthesis , a wooden arm , or a military epaulet onto her shoulder . What weird outrage next on this poor sea creature whose plight has gone unnoticed by the mainland media ?
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| Intact mermaid on a bad hair day . |
