CANBERRA : In shock news , Australia's top political reporter, Argus Tuft, today revealed that Scott Morrison plans to set sail for Hawaii within days of the election, indicating he expects to be bulldozed by voters.
According to Tuft ,ScoMo is booked aboard the above former bumboat converted into the luxury cruise liner, SS Bounty , by a Chinese shipping company . This was confirmed by Sydney celebrity travel agent Fletcher Christian .
Mr Christian went on to say the PM had at first wanted to fly with SFA direct to Hawaii , but then decided to go by sea on the Bounty and relax after the stress of posing for all those scowling photo opportunities .
Sitting in Fletcher's breadfruit filled office , Morrison told him how much he liked Hawaii , and presented him with an autographed photo of himself garlanded like an absentee South Pacific chief .
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The travel agent said some of the PM's seasick scurvy mates had also indicated they might follow him if they could get a tramp steamer cheap package deal to an island not likely to disappear due to global warming , with ample EV car parking facilities.
