Sunday, May 22, 2022

COALITION CROCKS MOUNT CROC ATTACK



In the election aftermath, former  Defence  Minister  Peter  Dutton , above, has donned camouflage , presenting   a new  cuddly image, in his bid to become the leader of the  drummed out  Coalition. Our exclusive photo shows he is  already being  challenged  by  a  nervous survivor   from  within the  extensively  culled  ScoMo  swamp. 

Dutton is  wearing  a  large  skullcap to hide his nude nut  , but forgot to  apply sunscreen  to  protect  his  face  from  being  cooked   due  to   climate  change .