Sunday, March 29, 2020

SAD SIR THOMAS UPDATE

Our  hardened Shipping  Reporter   admits the latest sight of   former  Queensland Liberal Party Leader,Sir Thomas Hiley, reduced to a beach bum ,  brought  tears to his  eyes.   Sir Thomas   has been drying out on  the Picnic Bay foreshore, Magnetic Island , abandoned by  the heartless  Liberals,  for many years , nobody caring about him , his  plight not picked up by  the mainland media.

When our Good Samaritan  waterfront  roundsman called on  Sir Tom  he found assorted  rubbish , including a  coat hanger , empty beercans and a filthy Onkaparinga blanket on  his  person, vessel . Monsters from the deep could be seen  glaring  up  from  the  oily  bilge .



 Nearby was a  cork from a wino's bottle of  plonk . The Canadian  Beaver seen swimming about in the soupy  water on a previous occasion had disappeared, probably rescued in a joint operation by the RSPCA  and  the  Royal  Canadian  Mounties  .