There was pandemonium when a giant crocodile, seen here , attacked the club in Townsville today. A still trembling eyewitness told the Shipping Reporter that Johnathan Thurston was on the premises demonstrating to adoring fans for the umpteenth time how he had kicked that famous goal that took out the premiership.
However, when the huge saurian began its rampage, Johnathan dropped the ball , and was seen running to the new luxury locker room built with a sportsrort grant .
At one stage, the crocodile rose up on its back legs and attacked the COWBOYS sign at the entrance, causing damage, see above, which made the club look like some odd bovine oyster bar , part of the Mad Cow chain .
Talking of chains , Bob Katter senior, about to chain himself to a feather duster for a media stunt for the gullible northern media, has demanded the Army be called in with flamethrowers to cook the croc and club popcorn .
