CANBERRA: A secret deal has been made for grumpy National Party member Barnaby Joyce, who recently failed to topple the party leader and Deputy PM , Michael McCormack , aka the Wagga Wagga Wrong Font , to quit politics and replace Ita Buttrose as chair of the ABC.
Argus Tuft Exclusive
The extraordinary job offer by ScoMo includes a promise that he will be given the lead roll/role in the government fully funded $80million ABC revival of the pugnacious Aunty Jack show . Ms Jack , of course , was the popular lady , with a ticklish moustache and a boxing glove , who threatened to come down your TV set and rip your bloody arms off if you did not pay attention .
Other disgruntled Nationals have been offered parts , like those two oddballs above, seen here with Aunty Jack in the highly rated original. Senator Matt Canavan's rubbery facial expressions make him a monty to get a part in the exciting venture, as he recently declared he was going to come out fighting .He was subsequently hit by a haymaker punch and took the full count.
Canavan's desire to box on could result in tension with Barnaby . He and Barnaby could end up slugging it out in public for the Aunty Jack lead part which would be a great promotion for Australian culture .
In parliament house, frothing at the mouth Barnaby demonstrates how he will rip the arms off ABC political reporters , especially bloody Shaun Micallef of Mad As Hell and its smelly Kraken , the new annoying satirist Mark Humphries .
As the result of a freedom of information application , the nation's top award winning political reporter Argus Tuft discovered that there are 167 Prime Minister's Department emails on the subject of clearing out ASAP morose, troublesome Nationals from the Coalition.
Tuft found Joyce described as a spent force in many of the emails . His claim to be a great retailer of politics in the boondocks is of no use as the arse has clearly fallen out of the retail trade-ask Harvey Norman, David Jones , Harris Scarfe , JeansWest , GMH , etc.
As the result of a freedom of information application , the nation's top award winning political reporter Argus Tuft discovered that there are 167 Prime Minister's Department emails on the subject of clearing out ASAP morose, troublesome Nationals from the Coalition.
Tuft found Joyce described as a spent force in many of the emails . His claim to be a great retailer of politics in the boondocks is of no use as the arse has clearly fallen out of the retail trade-ask Harvey Norman, David Jones , Harris Scarfe , JeansWest , GMH , etc.
