Tuesday, March 31, 2020

HOW TO PREVENT YOU AND YOUR LAWYER BARKING AT THE MOON

 Locked  up  for  months  with  Miss  Jones

To  help maintain  the sanity of the nation  during  the  lockdown , we recommend  this    rare  circa  1899  volume  packed with  card games be purchased  and  avidly  read  by  inmates to   pass  the  time  and  ease  the   stress of  being  confined  to  barracks . 
 

The   book  and  the personal  story of  the author ,   Miss  Mary Whitmore Jones , we guarantee, will keep you enthralled over  the coming months.  It seems  Miss  Jones was exceedingly  patient , mister right not  coming  her way , resulting  in  her  being  unmarried . While  waiting  for Sir Galahad  to  ride up , she  played  patience , wrote a  book on the subject  and  invented  a  card  playing  table  seen here.

Patient
Upon the death  in  l874 of her  brother, Willie, described  as   a  tearaway who was  always in debt ,  easily bored , she, pictured,  aged  51,  became the first female  heir of  the  family estate, Chastleton House , an historic   pile in Oxfordshire, a lavishly  built example of Jacobean architecture   in  1607-1612  for  Walter  Jones , puzzlingly  said  to be  a lawyer  and  also  a prosperous wool merchant , impoverished  after  the  Civil  War .

The original  estate had been  bought  in 1602  from  Robert Catesby  who had been involved in the plot  with Guy Fawkes and others   to blow up parliament, about which she  wrote a book . It also had  links with  the Jacobite  Rebellion  and  Bonnie Prince Charles and remained in the same family for  400 years . 


Mary  had  nursed  Willie , who  suffered   from  fever picked up  in an  inglorious  career  in  the army, having  served in  Gibraltar  and   Bermuda ;  he bought  his way  out of   military service  before  the  Crimean War  which began in 1853 .
 
Another brother , Walter , around at  the  time   Willie was in command of the estate, also  rather  stroppy and  strong willed,  is credited with having  codified the rules of  croquet. He  set  up   croquet field on the lawn at  Chastleton  .   Without a doubt, he  influenced Mary's interest in  games of  all kinds, including those of  patience .   

After failing at Oxford, he got a position in the War Office , which he left   with the aim of  making money through   inventions and  board games . 
 
One  game, Frogs and Toads , met with some success  , but  The Game  of  War , played like chess, lost money . He invented a bootlace winder and a railway carriage sign , both patented in 1864. Two volumes  of  poetry  did not  sell like hot  cakes . He died of  throat  cancer at  the age of  41.  
After running Chastleton House  for several years, Mary passed management of the estate   to  nephew  Thomas  Whitmore  Harris who had  married  a  first  cousin , Irene Dickins . Thomas  changed  his  name to  Whitmore Jones, the Whitmore  part derived   from Sir William Whitmore .  Mary eventually moved out  and   became a   boarder  at  the  Chastleton  Rectory . 
 
At some stage  she wrote the popular, illustrated  book , the introduction declaring  that  nobody should despise   the game of  Patience . Many over -worked  brains, lonely hearts , and those with pain racked  nerves could  testify to the benefits . Those who knew the benefits  of  card playing  included  ladies living alone , hard  working professional men , doctors who  pointed  out it was a remedy  against  insomnia .
 
For example, the antidote for   lousy   Pommie weather at the  seaside , empty beaches , with leaden sea and leaden sky , monotonous drip of  rain , the newspaper read through and through , even the advertisements, the small stock of ancient  books at the library exhausted, and nothing to be  done between meal times  but  to yawn-cards- which  could be  obtain  anywhere .  
 
The  unhappy victim of ennui  was  advised to buy two packs of cards  and  play Patience , perhaps  Sir Tommy Patience,  said to be  first  one invented  . The long list of  Patience games   included  American Toad, Blonde and Brunette, Chastleton , Conjugal, Dictator, Dog, Double Pyramid, Hammer of Thor , Marriage, Metternich , Muggins , New York , Pirate,   Russian,  St. Helena, Spanish,   Wheel-of-Fortune .

 
One  game  which will  appeal to those  in home isolation , growing  extensive facial hair  and   long fingernails , pointed teeth  like the Wolf Man ,  will surely be Waning  MoonPersons  keen  to split hairs, argue the toss and  quote dubious  laws, will find  Q.C. Patience  appealing  .  Miss Jones explained  it was the favourite of an eminent  barrister  who could not make up his rubber  at  whist  so went for  this intricate, difficult   game which is like one named  Backbone . 

It seems Thomas and his wife  tried hard to keep the crumbling  estate going . He worked  on the   Long Gallery ceiling   which had been neglected for more than a century and  carried  out  other  work . They moved out eventually  into  the nearby village and  the house  was  rented out .  

In l991 Chastleton  House was  taken over by the National Trust and underwent six years of restoration . Open to the public , until  a little over a week ago  when it, the gardens, parks, bat colony , cafes and shops  were shut down  to limit the spread of coronavirus ,  its many treasures include the Juxon Bible  thought to have been   used to read the last rites to  King Charles  l at his execution ;  the very card  table invented by   Mary  Whitmore Jones ;  Jacobian  glass ; a portrait of  Rudyard Kipling . Naturally, packs of  cards were offered for sale in the shops . 

 A diary recorded that in 1837 one of the  Jones  family, interested in politics and antiquarian books, had jumped on a horse and ridden to a sale at Broughton Castle where he bought a fine piece of tapestry and three lots of old armour for a mere  ten pound .

 Our nibbled, worn  and  faded copy of  the  book , purchased through Pelican Rare Books  at some stage ,  picked up on Magnetic Island , North Queensland .