War of the Worlds looming ?
Just when a few brave people thought it was safe to venture outside their claustrophobic, toilet paper crammed homes , mysterious objects , one pictured below , seemingly from outer space- like dreaded killer Triffids- have been popping up throughout North Australia , frightening the bejesus out of the spooked populace .
In an attempt to placate the nation , Costa , the friendly garden gnome impersonator presenter of the popular ABC's Gardening Australia , declared the frightening shapes are just harmless Fairy Rings formed by fungi after rain and humidity.
This highly dubious explanation resulted in the sale of Lady Scott tissues ,widely used aboard Noah's Ark, rocketing and the bottom falling out of Wall Street yet again .
Just when a few brave people thought it was safe to venture outside their claustrophobic, toilet paper crammed homes , mysterious objects , one pictured below , seemingly from outer space- like dreaded killer Triffids- have been popping up throughout North Australia , frightening the bejesus out of the spooked populace .
This highly dubious explanation resulted in the sale of Lady Scott tissues ,widely used aboard Noah's Ark, rocketing and the bottom falling out of Wall Street yet again .
Thank God for social media experts who scoffed at Costa and other similar Greenies up to their armpits in mulch and worm tubes . Over and over , the social media authorities stated the so-called Fairy Rings are indeed life threatening aliens.
The original invading virus, from Uranus , they scientifically explained , mixed and mutated with a hessian sack which belonged to shockjock Alan Jones, the unwashed hands of Andrew Bolt and Gerard Henderson , plus the scrapings of an open air female change room at the back of a Wagga Wagga two-up school and a bin of reject CWA lamingtons . A deceptively harmless looking Fairy Ring , below , was found in the centre of the ground after the rugby league match between the Cowboys and the Broncos in the brand new Townsville stadium , the aliens responsible for the latte sipping southerners unfairly winning the game .  |
