In a North Queensland grocery store with empty toilet roll shelves , above , tennis ball alternatives are available to be backhanded . Skilfully inserted, a single bouncing ball could reduce the amount of toilet paper used to less than half a roll for the duration of the pandemic , now expected to end by the next Chinese New Year to be marked by Wimbledon opening with free strawberries and cream.
The shop had ordered $5000 worth of toilet rolls but only received a piddling $300 worth . It cleverly revived the old Kramer Professional Tennis Circus for anxious customers well and truly caught short.
Honestly, as stressed customers queued at the checkout , it was announced a free Murdoch paper was available if you bought a certain amount of goods . The broadsheet Australian was grabbed by many until they ran out , and only souvenir postage stamps were left .
Honestly, as stressed customers queued at the checkout , it was announced a free Murdoch paper was available if you bought a certain amount of goods . The broadsheet Australian was grabbed by many until they ran out , and only souvenir postage stamps were left .
It is wonderful to see the Murdoch stable is helping quell the fears of Australians, Brits and Yanks , without any toilet rolls , by stepping up runs of its papers, as this reassuring official Australien Government honest coronavirus ad , produced by The Juice Media , is run throughout the nation at prime time and during the many maddening commercial breaks .
