Alarmed by the revelation that there are representatives of foreign powers actively undermining the Australian way of life, this patriotic blog bought a pre-loved American Junior G-Man Kit on Gumtree and went looking for signs of spies. Not far from our cluttered den , we stumbled across a training camp run by demanding Comrade Curlew , empty vodka bottles visible in the background .
An informant told us that apart from the hammer and sickle flying over the entrance , there used also be a large New Zealand All Blacks football flag , that boastful emblem of the Kiwis who rudely poke their tongues out at Australia and thrash us on the playing paddock .
We understand that offending flag was passed to a Kiwi- leaning Townsville resident who , we suggest, should be deported to NZ wrapped in the offensive rag .
Under plain wrapper, the location of this evil Russian base on our hallowed soil will be forwarded to the stressed Australian Federal Police for action after their next raid on the ABC resulting from the relentless campaign by Newscorp and Sky TV after dark finks to shut down the admirable public broadcaster .
