French aroma to permeate Coalition utterances as famous flatulist appointed PM's new spin doctor .
CANBERRA : Award winning political journalist Argus Tuft today exclusively revealed that the Scott Morrison Funk Bunker has appointed French windbag Petomane as its new strategist in a desperate bid to cover up the PM's gross failures as a national leader.
Argus Tuft says the PM met Petomane when he was taken on a tour of Paris by the French President, Emmanuel Macron, above, after attending the G7 conference , staged in a lavish Cornish pasty factory .
On that educational tour , the PM , while taking part in a laying on of hands ceremony in the naughty Moulin Rouge, who should blow in , but Le Petomane?
Petomane , a great showman , soon had the entire crowd , including ScoMo , laughing like mad. In fact , some matrons became so hysterical they ripped off their corsets to improve their breathing .
Back in Australia , increasingly revealed as a hollow showman / tobacco is good for you advertising copywriter, the PM came under attack ,despite the News Corp PR machine going into overdrive for the Coalition , "performing acrobatic leaps of spin ", worthy of Olympic gold medals .
This did not stop the PM from being asked embarrassing questions on air . Philip Coorey of the Austalian Financial Review concisely explained the situation.
