Shipping Reporter Exclusive
In a devious Chinese spy move , an obvious band of them disguised as noisy , wandering Hare Krishna minstrels has suddenly appeared on the Townsville waterfront nightclub precinct , not far from where Australian warships taking part in a joint exercise are tied up .
The camera shy , chanting spies were photographed, above , outside the Mad Cow Tavern , where visiting Allied troops frequently gather for rest and resuscitation . Two of the navy ships being watched by the sing along squad , obviousy smuggled ashore from the Chinese spy ship off the coast , are shown below .
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If the above warship is not the Chinese spy ship in disguise , it could be mistaken for the Canadian Halifax-class frigate Calgary , part of the Pacific force, which has the same identification number .
Meanwhile ,I can reveal that the Chinese are going to be exposed to some brutal Aussie water torture . The Townsville based Water Police launch Brett Irwin ,below, is being converted into a mock slow boat to China so that it can sneak up on the spy ship . It is already flying the red Chinese flag,or could it be due to a Queensland state of origin win?
Once the bogus slow boat draws alongside the unsuspecting Chinese vessel it will bombard it with unsold high explosive Harvey Norman advertising supplements from the Townsville Bulletin , causing it to list dangerously.
Then , as the wretched Chinese pump madly throughout the night to prevent the ship from sinking , the police boat will cruelly play, at deafening decibels , the Sky after dark team sounding off , resulting in a monstrous breach of the Geneva War Crimes Convention.
