Recently hired by the Prime Minister's office to quickly bury all smelly traces of government snafus and rorts , Doug the Dung Beetle is cracking up under the strain . The above exclusive photograph reveals he is losing his nuts , one visible near his left crap spreader , a painful experience , resulting in him developing a squeaky voice .
Stressed out Doug is shown above frantically trying to remove all traces of the latest Morrison government scandal- the railway car park election rort .The RSPCA is likely to investigate the cruel treatment of Doug in the PM's dirty tricks bunker.
