Friday, July 9, 2021

MERMAID RECEIVES UNWANTED JABS

The mysterious  mermaid  which appeared at the entrance  to Magnetic Island , an event  not  covered  to  any reasonable  extent  by  the  filleted  mainland  media ,  has  undergone  further  indignities  - sticks  jabbed into  the  holes created  by  her  arms  being   ripped off  ,  following   decapitation .