TRUMP TEST REVEALS RIGHT ROYAL LINK

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WASHINGTON: A secret medical test carried out in the White House made in China (bugged) rose  garden has revealed  that  US President Donald  Trump  has the same  DNA as Mad King George lll    who lost  the  American colonies .The test involved inserting  a sterile swab on  a  Coney Island hotdog  stick  from one ear to the other, there being  nothing  much in between  to impede  its  passage .Dipped in a font  of  preloved holy water , the swab erupted like a scene from hellzapoppin .For many years, there has been speculation that Trump's ancestry went back to the court of George lll to a jester nicknamed  Jack the Flipper , who eloped  to America on the Mayflower cruise ship after a scandal involving milkmaids.