Friday, June 12, 2020

RIGHT ROYAL BIRTHDAY SURPRISES FOR BARNACLE ENCRUSTED SHIPPING SCRIBE

For ages we have been trying to work out the age of  our  grizzled Shipping Reporter , at times a grumpy old buzzard, with obviously  dyed black hair , a gold chain about  his  wrinkled neck.   Everyone in the Little Darwin padded  office  was stunned when he announced that he had received a  birthday card  from the Queen. We all assumed  it was a letter from  Buck Palace for his  100th  , and wondered if he is taking  monkey gland injections to make him look slightly less than a ton. 

With a flourish, he displayed the above birthday card - not from  Lizzie Twostroke,but the Queen of the Jungle  , mentioned from time to time in this  disloyal blog .Seems the Queen is an avid  reader of his yarns in Little Darwin and sent the above strange birthday card, made from a recycled  invitation  she received for  an art  exhibition by Gordon Richards   on  the  Gold Coast several years ago.

Richards was  a well known chef and restaurant owner in Victoria before he turned to art ,his output described as bold, humorous yet poignant reflections of  the human form  in all its frailty.  

The woman in the painting looks remarkably like the Queen of the Jungle in younger days and  we  wonder  if she was the artist's model .The birthday card  contained a voucher for five double icecream  scoops from Adele's Cafe , Horseshoe Bay, so he can be seen licking his way along the beach, a camera over a shoulder.

The waterfront scribe also received a surprise birthday card from the proprietors of the Magnetic Island bespoke Mexican eatery ,Man Friday , Bev and Jason , their dog Wrinkles and the amazing Curlew  Motley who mothers  orphan birds (more about her  later. )

Great friends of the reporter's who spend a lot of time in Asia arrived with a birthday gift,a book on the Vietnam War ,with an associated offbeat postcard warning to drive slowly on a bicycle because there is NO train.