Saturday, June 6, 2020

TOUGH TERRITORIANS

Photos of hairy chested Darwin agronomist Robert Wesley-Smith in rugged outback locations  frequently depicted him open-shirted ,often in thongs .On a regular basis, he has been throwing his body into his own lagoon-Lake Weslee-in the Darwin rural area  and swimming about like Tarzan,watched by his puzzled  pet water lizard who thinks it is too cold  to join him for  a dip .  However, Wes has just admitted that during the pandemic he has bought an electric blanket because it is so cold in the Top End. Furthermore, he sent an arty photo of trees  reflected in the icy looking lake , reporting that  he cannot  stay in for  long because the water is so cold . 

Another athletic and muscular Darwinite once took part in a race up a New York skyscraper . Now in quarantine in a high rise with a panoramic view of the harbour and surrounding country, becoming smokey because of burning off ,he is set to establish a new world record for push ups . While watching the welcome return of footy on television , he decided to celebrate  by doing 20 push ups each time there was a try. With so many being scored , especially  in  the Broncos thrashing , he resembled a threshing machine , a mite   exhausted , but trim, taut and terrific ,losing several  kilos in  the  process. His wife, on the phone in Townsville, suggested he should do an extra 10 push ups when there was a conversion .  He   has also been carting  weights  up a  flight of stairs and  should  emerge  from two weeks in isolation muscle bound...or on a stretcher, with a  hamstring or  groiny  footy  injury .