President Trump approves urgent campaign to combat rapidly spreading extraterrestrials in Australia with new , powerful Clorox formula developed by brilliant Dr Randy Rainbow .
Following yesterday's exclusive report that we had alerted FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder of The X-Files about a crashed UFO and its weird cargo, above, of strange life forms in a North Queensland garden , we have a shock follow up .
New,strange creatures are spreading out from the secret crash site .One odd being ,seen below , surrounded by an explosion of mushroom like shapes, looks like a Sesame Street puppet gone wrong. Changing shape all the time , it began to look like a cowboy riding a buckjumper .
Agent Mulder thanked Little Darwin profusely for its photographic file on this latest threat to the planet which had been rushed to the White House rose garden where President Trump was digging for faux truffles .The president gave immediate approval to defoliate Australia in its entirety for a month using Dr Rainbow's powerful , new wonder product, Clorox XXXX . Dr Rainbow , pictured below , is a real cool cat scientist , typical of the brilliant advisors President Trump attracts to his inner padded cell .
