Disguised as a jovial , thumb-sucking Indian holy man with a dazzling aura , this Aussie Ocker is the leader of a noisy nutty gang . He hangs about on high looking for fruit and nut trees to raid , telephone wires to nibble,television aerials upon which to sit and jig about, ruining the reception.
He and his followers chewed the Queen of the Jungle's citrus crop and were prevented from attacking our mandarins because of protective netting and a water pistol . However, the rotten stinging moths slipped in under the netting at night and inserted Donald Trump toxic disinfectant with disastrous results .
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Vallis photographs
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