Tuesday, December 23, 2014

TOP SECRET NEW SUBMARINE FOR AUSTRALIA : WORLD EXCLUSIVE


The new Johnston Class inflatable attack submarine , armed with radar  controlled deadly   Adelaide  pie  floater launchers , fighting off  a simulated attack by the Red Baron and an angry nesting West Australian  Black Swan . Luxurious  fittings  for  the submariners include a home entertainment cinema which  screens  hilarious North Korean movies and  comes with several popcorn  and  fairy  floss  machines. Australian Submarine Corporation member  Sophie Mirabella, a victim of an enemy depth charge attack in the seat of  Indi  at the last Federal election, kindly designed   the   curtains  and cushion covers  for the sub,run off on her new Janome , making use of  true blue  colours . No name  has yet been decided  for  the submarine but those being considered   are  Yellow  Ducky , Gone Goose and  Sushi Express .