The above boofheaded apparition of Donald Trump on rocks in Queensland is causing frightened young Wallabies to dive into the pouches of their mothers ,like this poor little bounder.
Our world exclusive photograph was taken on Magnetic Island , off Townsville . On close examination of the former raving dingbat US President , Trump appears to be wall- eyed , reading a top secret document in his plush dunny, while smoking a Cuban cigar .
The incriminating photograph was taken by Vallis ,who says it is his patriotic duty to supply the FBI with a copy to assist the campaign to send Trump up the river for the next 300 years , perhaps breaking rocks on Maggie as part of his punishment , within reach of Nelly's groyne .
