Monday, March 21, 2022

THE CASE OF THE MOANING POLTERGEIST

 For months , a  strange , short   moaning  sound has  been  heard at  various locations  close  to  the house  . At  times it was like  a  dog barking .  The initial supposition   was   a  wretched  cane toad calling .  Searching  likely toad  locations failed to  locate  the  moaner . Then - bark, bark .  Followed  by  a  moan . 

While  sitting  in this blog's den , late in the afternoon ,  after days of silence ,there was a distinct  bark , not  very far away . Alerted  to the presence  of  the mystery  moaner , this   writer  let forth  with a  doggy  yelp.  No  response.

Back to pounding out golden prose on the computer , there was another  loud  moan ... followed  by  a  distinct bark  very  close  by . 

Sliding upon the door , this  blogger   stood  in  public view in the driveway ,  making  occasional  barking noises , keen  to  lure  out  the  mysterious  longtime resident.

Eureka ! A loud  moan was heard  coming  from  an  area where there  was a  garbage bin used to catch  runoff  from the  roof  and  a  large   pot  with a  potted  Desert  Rose on top.

A close examination of the garbage bin and nearby rockery failed to find any sign of  ET. In  true  crime scene investigation style  the  Desert Rose  potplant was  lifted out , resulting in  an  explosion of escaping  black ants. 

And there was Frank Sinatra , the old groaner  hisself, a  large  native frog in a dark corner of  the larger pot . He obviously  did not want to be disturbed, gave a little moan , as if to say go away and leave me in peace with the tasty ants , added :"Turn off  the bloody  lights !"   

Days later, a check on the frog discovered  that he had moved upstairs  as it were  into the  Desert Rose pot .