The extent of the terrible Cuckoo plague in rural and regional Australia was dramatically revealed when one of the raucous birds ,seen on the rim of Barnaby's Joyce's Marlboro Country Man hat , made it impossible to understand a word of what he was saying on the subject of zero emissions when he appeared on the ABC's fine- feathered ornithological TV show, Insiders .
More than one noisy Cuckoo is flying out of nests in unfortunate National Party electorates , according to the Bird Man of Alcatraz. In fact, these Cuckoos are a mutant strain of the American Boofheaded Trump Cuckoo which nearly ruined the USA.
Through Fox News ,Trump donated several breeding pairs of the accursed birds to his admirers in the after dark team at Australia's Sky Television .They escaped , hence the deafening biblical Cuckoo plague in National electorates .
