Unlike so many Koalas in Australia-33,000 !!! thought to have died in the Kangaroo Island fires so far- this one is alive and has a tree to hug . Sleepy, he has been up a gumtree for days posing for tourists on an unnamed Jewel in the Crown island from which the mainland was obscured by a heat haze .
Apart from offering his services to raise funds for the volunteer fire fighters , Blinky Bill is seriously thinking of joining Actors' Equity to get some kind of award for the many cute marsupials who massively contribute to the faltering economy .
Apart from offering his services to raise funds for the volunteer fire fighters , Blinky Bill is seriously thinking of joining Actors' Equity to get some kind of award for the many cute marsupials who massively contribute to the faltering economy .
More importantly , the Koala intends to seek cloud funding to offer rewards for the capture and skinning of a group he has named the notorious bush and wildlife destroying Kelly Gang , which has played a large part in the conflagration .
The gang, he said , consists of a phalanx of climate change deniers in the Coalition which is hand in glove with the fossil fuel industry , right wing babbling shock jocks , the Murdoch media , Sky , Fox and gormless boofheads who delight in blaming the Greens and the ALP for the bushfires , which is patently untrue . Many of them , he added, had contorted faces like the Big Bad Banksia Men , villians in Snugglepot and Cuddlepie by May Gibbs.
The gang, he said , consists of a phalanx of climate change deniers in the Coalition which is hand in glove with the fossil fuel industry , right wing babbling shock jocks , the Murdoch media , Sky , Fox and gormless boofheads who delight in blaming the Greens and the ALP for the bushfires , which is patently untrue . Many of them , he added, had contorted faces like the Big Bad Banksia Men , villians in Snugglepot and Cuddlepie by May Gibbs.
Waving a fist in the air like the Killer Koala , he vowed to denounce any further claptrap obfuscation from the happy clapping PM on the subject of climate change in Terra Australis and called for united, real action from the rest of this tiny , endangered world , especially in the USA, China and India .
