Thursday, January 23, 2020

BUSHFIRES FLUSH OUT BIGFOOT

Northern Territory firefighters  who flew down from Darwin  to help out on  the  southern  New South Wales coast were   confronted  by   a  whopper  creature of  the  bush . It  barged into  a  meal  they were  having  in  the  open  at  night  and  demanded   attention . A   possum so big  it was  suggested  that it  was a mutation  or  had  been   on  steroids . When it hopped up on  a table it  looked like a wombat , with big feet . Another  possibility  is  that  it  wolfs  down  the  choice   oysters from the  district ,  which  the  Territorians   sampled  in  a  big way .