Thursday, January 2, 2020

GREAT MANGO MADNESS LITERARY MOMENTS AND ASSORTED FUNNIES

A  rollicking   reminisce  about  Troppo and the Fannie Bay Whisper  with  a  belated tribute  to  Sydney's  Kings Cross Whisper  and  its  talented , trail  blazing  crew.
During the cull of the Little Darwin  den  several  fat    folders   marked  SPOOF and TROPPO   were  discovered  in  a  filing  cabinet  . These   covered   the   time  , more than   40 years  ago ! ,  in  Darwin ,  when  two  humorous  publications   were   launched   on  the  unsuspecting  Top End  , using  some of the  saucy photographs  from  Sydney's  fabulously  successful  King's Cross Whisper . 
 
Journalist  Peter Blake , one of the Blake  brothers ,   with  wide ranging newspaper  skills  and   a  great sense of  humour,which made him a hit in New York , helped  turn the Kings Cross Whisper into  a resounding success . He  was  working  in Darwin at  the  time , also  swinging the bag  as a  bookie at the Fannie Bay  Racecourse . 

 We  kicked   around  the  idea  of  launching a satirical  Kings Cross Whisper like   publication  in  steamy   Darwin . Troppo and the Fannie  Bay Whisper were  born  as  one  offs , the Whisper  to coincide with the  Fannie Bay Beercan Regatta .  Of   particular  interest  in  the  bundle of  material  in the filing cabinet  were  duplicates of stories  run in the two  papers .
 The  Kings Cross Whisper  owed  its  existence to  a  bland   Darwin footy club  publication, the Waratah Whisper , taken over  and  kicked  into  life  by an audacious scribe ,  Jim  Ramsey, above , seen here hamming  it up as the editor.  A top sports writer, in Sydney he  had   been  placed   on   a   Murdoch" leper list" for something he supposedly wrote which had  upset  the  ace Australian international golfing star   Peter Thompson .


Despite his  leprous state ,  the editor of the  Murdoch  owned  Northern Territory  News in far away Darwin ,  Jim  Bowditch ,  at  Peter Blake's urging , hired    Ramsey .  Bowditch  just changed  Ramsey's name to  Ramsie  in   bylines  in  a vain  bid  to  hide  his true identity. On  being  sprung by a  Murdoch  executive over from Brisbane , Ramsey told  him  to  stick  the  job  up  his  black arse .  
   
 On leaving Darwin , Ramsey/Ramsie returned  to Sydney, teamed up  with another Blake ,  Terry  , both almost broke .  They  hocked  Terry's wife's sewing machine and  another  Blake brother's scuba diving  gear   to  pay for  the  printing  of  the  zany  first  Kings Cross Whisper newspaper . It sold   like  hot  cakes  to  New Year's Eve  revellers  at  Kings Cross.   Realising they were on a bonanza , regular editions were  produced , the  sales astronomical  across the nation .   After  many parties  , it was turned into  a highly successful  and hectic   business  that  branched  out , sold personal ads in its columns  , went into  bawdy records through a Queensland  government  scheme  , started  a   chain of sex  shops  selling  marital aids  with an extensive  mail order  outlet  , provided   fishing news  for  Sydney anglers  . It even  extended  operations to  New Zealand  with the  short lived  Kiwi Whisper   for  which  I  wrote  some  copy . 
 
By Peter Simon
 
Instead of having to hock the family heirlooms  to pay the printer in advance , so much  money flooded in  they  soon had   their own three storey building  in Darlinghurst  with  an upstairs printery. A linotype  operator there ,  from Darwin , told  me he had been  glad  Cyclone  Tracy  had  devastated the northern  capital on Christmas Day  l974  because a  man had  promised to  come   round and  bash  him with an iron bar  that  very  day. On the morning of that fateful day, he had been sitting on the toilet  , holding a tile over his head  for protection  , as  the   residence  was   torn apart ; he  had willingly  fled overland  with  others  in  a  battered car .  
 
Terry Blake  wrote the fabulous account of the  heady  King Cross Whisper  days , the  cover montage including headings on several stories I had written . Payout  from  the  Whisper  before I went to  Darwin  to work for the government  in  the   l970s  enabled  me to  buy  a  secondhand  Holden  stationwagon.  
 
During my time as a government press  officer in Darwin  I was once the  official media  liaison officer  for a royal tour.  Could I be locked up in the Tower of London by now revealing that an official photograph  I had been given  of  Prince Charles  found its  way into  a  crazy  Troppo story  about  the Alice Springs outbreak of  diarrhoea  that  followed   a  banquet  provided  in the Residency  during  the  royal visit ?
      

 During a  drinking session in  a  Sydney hotel  , Terry Blake  flatteringly  told  me  that  because of  my  distinctive  writing  style , the  odd  angles  that I  took ,  I could become  more popular  than  the renowned Australian  writer of poetry and prose,  Henry  Lawson .   This  was  an incredible , unsolicited  testimonial .
 
However, at  the time, he had consumed a lot of  John Barleycorn  and, in between  guffawing over   crazy national and overseas events , especially American  politics,  where   President LBJ  had  said  Gerald Ford was so dumb he  could not  fart and chew gum at the same time,  he  appeared to be  attempting  to EAT a  cigar , which  crumbled ,  pieces   falling   into  his  whisky  glass.
         
Years later, while attending  a weekend  market  in Adelaide, looking for oddities in boxes and elsewhere   , I was  surprised to spot Terry Blake  . Asked  what he was doing  in South Australia ,  he  explained that he had come from Sydney  to  sell  the last remaining  sex shop in the chain . In these ventures,  he said you arranged to meet the new  owner in a public place , took  the money  in cash- and ran to a nearby bank , hoping not to be  waylaid  by  somebody who jumped out of a dark alley  along  the  way and stole the loot .   He could have  been joking , but who  knows ? 
 
Terry Blake died  as  the result of  an  incident outside  a  Kings Cross nightspot  in which he supposedly fell  on his head .  So  the  place  that  played a  large part in his  life, which enabled him to buy a  sports car ( which he crashed )  and  original  Australian art ,   also  led  to  his tragic  demise . 

Peter Blake , involved  in   a   failed  planned  sting of   Darwin bookies ,had also   hoped  to  break the  bookies  in Hong Kong and America  with  strategic plunges , but failed to do so .  Nevertheless , a  Damon Runyon type character , full of  humour , great  company , a keen fisherman ,   a  talented all round  newspaper man ,  was  respected  in  New York ,  where  he  died .  
  
When Jim Ramsay died   in 1997, aged  67, he was described as a  top golf writer , one of  the great larrikin journalists  of  modern Australia , his life an odyssey of  irresponsibility  leaving  a  train of defalcations, infidelities, moonlight flits and  terrible memories . Seems he started work in Melbourne as a tram conductor .The write up   went on to say there had  been  many  women, aged from  late teens  to  the  80s , whom  he  had loved  and  left . Along the way he also managed to reduce to charcoal   the  lounge   in   journalist   Steve Dunleavy's New York  apartment.