Monday, January 20, 2020

ARGUS TUFT EXCLUSIVE : CANBERRA BOLLARD UPRISING SPREADING FAR AND WIDE

Tuft has revealed that, in his  secret identity as the masked  Bollard Man ,  ace news  photographer Mike Bowers (above)  protects the increasingly accident prone PM  and his    Canberra  cronies   from  obstructive, nasty bollards , just for laughs.   Brave  Bowers is  happy snapper at  large  for   the Guardian  Australia and  presenter of  Talking Pictures, the  great round up  of  weekly  pix  and  cartoons  in   the ABC's   Insiders.
 
Bollard Man  stresses  he is no  relation to Bollocks Man - evil advisor   to the dirty tricks and slush fund  department of the Coalition. He  told  award winning political reporter Argus Tuft  there is evidence  bollards   are  spreading throughout the  nation , that  politicians will  increasingly  run  into  them  on   the  campaign  trail .
 
Just last week  Bowers   received the above   photograph of  a defiant, uppity   bollard   near Townsville, North Queensland. Politically active, angry over climate change , Adani and  cooking of the Great Barrier Reef   the bollard  plans  to tie up the region,  block the progress of   Coalition   donkeys , especially  the  Nationals,  Pauline  Hanson, nuclear powered  lawnmower  rider  and  brain  irradiated, read  from  a  sheet  town crier  ,  Bob   Katter .