Friday, October 5, 2018

S(H)IPPING REPORTER SPLASHES OUT IN SEASIDE CASINO RAID

Early on a Saturday morning ,  our  rare  waterfront  roundsman   ventured into Townsville's renovated  casino , The Ville ,  and  in between  several  -actually three- large  servings of  frozen  yoghurt in the  Palm Lounge  was  treated to exciting  accounts  by   teenagers in  a  family group  about   fossicking for  gemstones  in Queensland  and   competitive  rowing , the  Townsville   media coverage  of   this  sport  lacking , as  pointed out recently  when  two local   girls  won  a  state school  championship  and  did  not  rate  a  mention . 

The S(h)ipping  Reporter , the only one north of Flinders Island , has more than a passing interest in rowing . Many moons ago, it was suggested  , because of his athletic build , he should join Sydney's Balmain Rowing Club .  Then , in a dramatic  event  on  Darwin Harbour, on a  fishing trip with journalist Peter Blake, aboard  a  boat  that broke down , he  rowed  like  Grace  Darling against the  outgoing  tide  and   safely  got  them  home , his arms stretched so much his knuckles  dragged  on  the ground  for months .

  
 While our salted and stuffed  scribe wandered about the grounds of  the casino  he  took snaps from the helipad  of  Magnetic Island   in  the  distance  and   the above  views of  Miss Piggy  looking   Castle Hill , bulrushes  in the foreground, in which   Moses  could  have been  floating , waiting  to  be  found  and   placed  in  the  lost property  office.
 
Burning off  the calories (dried figs ,  apricots , rice bubbles ,watermelon, Kiwi fruit, crispy  bacon, pineapple pieces, scrambled egg, cornflakes, what no prunes ? , assorted  nuts, some dangerous to  the teeth, not wanting to appear a glutton , he did not load up  the tempting  mushrooms on toast ... ) , he later  inspected  the  wharves and  saw  more  interesting  ghost fleet vessels  in  port... Sunlight Lily  and Jupiter Express  just two of those  visible.