A limp jolly roger flapping at its mast ( above ) the National Party of Australia's flagship , SS Dairydust , invaded Vaucluse today and blew the disasterous , accident prone Morrison government's Wentworth election campaign completely out of the water.
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Armed to the teeth with an array of rusty swords and blunderbusses , the scurvy looking Nationals demanded the Wagga Wagga Waffler walk the plank . In his place, they want to install a babbling bunyip called Barnaby , who can talk bush underwater .
The trouble is , the people in the bush have woken up to the fact that the Nationals are really nothing more than walking advertisements for 10 gallon hats and the only regular shout they make is Cooee!!! in the Canberra parliamentary dining room , not a round in an outback pub of Bundy Rum or XXXX to wash down the dirt from the dust caused by global warming which is smashing farmers.
A respected poet laureate described the Wentworth nautical scene as being akin to the events on the good ship Venus .
A respected poet laureate described the Wentworth nautical scene as being akin to the events on the good ship Venus .
