Thursday, October 25, 2018

KING AND BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN SECRET QUEENSLAND TRYST

Floating about  the Townsville  waterfront, our decorated  S(h)ipping   Reporter    picked up   another  swag of  stories missed by  the    mainland  media  which appears to  have  gone   into  hibernation. 
 
In the first instance , standing out  like a royal yacht  was  a bulk carrier  with the eye  catching name ,  King Cotton , which  strangely failed  to attract the attention of  the landlubber  scribes.
 
Even if you were a republican , a  smart  journo  could   surely stitch together  a  good yarn  by  visiting the Japanese built and  owned  vessel , finding out why it  was  so  named  , its  cargo , any  monarchists  in   the  crew , etc.   
 Readers  of  this  blog will recall that  Townsville went into  confected   raptures over the possibility of  a  visit  from  Prince  Harry before he got  hitched to  a tasty  M&M .  The above  cut out  of  Prince  Harry was run in the  media showing him   being held by a  beaming  female  from  Townsville  Enterprise   in a  small plane   showing  him  the  wonders  of   the  Queen City of the North 
 
 There was a  whisper from city hall that  there could be a royal visit in the  offing , which  the  scribes dutifully  passed on . In a football mad  town like Townsville, there  is a lot of  passing on of  hot air  in pigskin  .  But the royal visit   did  not  eventuate .  And  Harry and  the Duchess did not   come to Townsville .  
 
Apart  from   King Cotton  , another  arrival  that very same day  was none other than  the  most beautiful  girl  in the world  , which made  our  nautical roundsman  pay  close  attention  to  her , even   if  she  was  a  bit  on  the  nose , requiring  a  dash of  No. 19  Chanel  eau  de  parfum  behind  the  ears .

She is  Dareen , Arabic  for   a  world   beauty  and  an island of beautiful smelling  perfume  and   flowers.  Her other vital statistics are that she is a  livestock carrier, built in 1994  ,  capable of  carrying  8000  head , owned and operated by Arab Shipmanagement, Aqaba , Jordon , flying under the Panamanian  flag . 

Our S(h)ipping Reporter, the  only one  north of  Coogee , recently reported there were  two  livestock  carriers  in  port  which  the media did not  notice , despite all the waterfront activity  and   whiff  of  manure wafting  about the sleepy newsrooms.    

Another vessel in  the Townsville  ghost  fleet   had  the catchy name  of  Mandarin  Arrow . It is not known if a Mandarin's arrow has the same romantic impact as  that  of  Cupid , if so , our nautical reporter  would not mind being a target .

While all this  was  going on , the Victory  in  the  Pacific Memorial Fountain,  next to  the  start of Townsville's civic  pride trail , still  was not  working , a  shameful  situation  in  a  military garrison  town .