CANBERRA : The world's biggest smirk will be the first of 50 new iconic tourist attractions to be built in Australia , Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced today , a real shot in the arm for the Strawberry Republic .
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Tight lipped about whopper Smirk.
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However, the secretive PM would not reveal the location of this surefire attraction which will be more popular than the deep fried Great Barrier Reef . Smirking is regarded as next to godliness in some exclusive Australian circles .
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The PM gripped the imagination of entreprenurs and carpetbaggers, indeed the nation , when he recently announced, with a cheesy smile , it is okay for South Australia to have a Big Tesla Battery ... like the Big Pineapple in Queensland ; the Big Pain in the Arse , Canberra; the Big Parliamentary Windbag, ditto ; the Big Ram (U.S. Supreme Court) ; the Big and Midget Queensland LNP Boofheads , etcetera.
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Pointing out the Smirking bonanza
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Smirking is a noble art , long practiced in the clubby boardrooms of banking , finance and insurance companies , church hierarchies, some fast food chains , assorted shonky education and labour hire companies, local slave markets and multinational corporations merrily milking the country.
Even when subjected to waterboarding by CIA moonlighter Shaun Micallef on the patriotic ABC television show Mad as Hell , Morrison refused to name the location of the Big Smirk , which we can exclusively reveal will be bigger than the Sydney Harbour Bridge .
