CANBERRA : A shadowy group within the bumble-footed National Party of Australia has developed a brilliant scheme to combat the massive problem of obesity . They intend to use their stranglehold on the Liberal Party to bring in compulsory goosestepping in schools throughout the nation .
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As seen on ABC Insiders .
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Argus Tuft Scoop
Goosestepping , they claim , is the fair dinkum way to a third term / leader / reich for the Coalition . It will also make tubby kinders slimmer in the process . Der spokesman for the growing band of goosestepping advocates is Adolf Bigfoot of the stormtrooper stacked NSW Black Forest branch . He revealed the group regularly holds secret meetings in beer halls where they drunkenly goosestep about under a giant screen tuned into daily Sky propaganda bombastic blitzkriegs , while slashing each other on the face with made in China Lady Sunbeam shavers.
